Archive for June, 2013

American Ninja Warrior 5 Premieres – Venice on Deck

Sunday, June 30th, 2013

The American Ninja Warrior 5 season premieres tonight, and kicks off the summer schedule. The airing format for this season is both sorta the same and slightly different from last season. What’s the same is that G4 and NBC will be sharing the show again, with G4 airing an episode on Sunday night and NBC airing an episode on Monday night, both in primetime. What’s different about this season is that G4 and NBC will each present a different edited version of the same region/round in a given Sunday-Monday episode pairing on back-to-back days.

This season there are only 4 regions, each representing different geographic coverage: Venice, Baltimore, Miami, and Denver. The opening regional round of Venice airs tonight on G4 and tomorrow night on NBC, and hosts some of the best known American Ninja Warrior competitors like David Campbell, James McGrath, and Brent Steffenson among others. It also hosts a few of the lesser-known American Ninja Warrior veterans who fellow competitors know have the goods, and are a threat for a breakout performance this season, like Paul Darnell and Brian Kretsch.

Next week’s coverage will be of the Baltimore region, where yours truly competed. Set your DVRs for this season!

My American Ninja Warrior 5 Submission Video

Tuesday, June 11th, 2013

With us in “quiet time” before the airing of American Ninja Warrior 5 this summer, which starts in just a few weeks, I’m hamstrung in terms of what I can write about under the non-disclosure agreement. So I’m just going to put my submission video for ANW5 up again.

They specifically told us to “tell our story” and not just show action scenes, so that’s the reason why this might seem a bit verbose. I’ve tried to still show some good action clips to demonstrate that I still have some real obstacle course chops despite my advancing age 😉

Flavors of Ninjas Post-Regional Rounds

Friday, June 7th, 2013

With the regional competitions all done, and the National Finals in Las Vegas just two weeks ago, pretty much all ninjas fall into the below categories at the moment. Here is the categorization as I see them, and some thoughts on each:

The Deserving – These studs came, they saw, and they kicked ninja ass. They advanced from the regional round to the regional finals, and advanced from the regional finals to the National Finals in 2 weeks in Vegas. They are living the dream, and are super-stoked to compete in Vegas, and are most likely twitching in anticipation to get their shot at immortality just around the corner.

The Lucky – These are the lucky competitors who failed in either the regional or regional finals round and didn’t advance through competition to the National Finals, but have been awarded a wildcard to compete in the National Finals in Vegas in 2 weeks nonetheless. They’ve won a Golden Ticket (Willy Wonka reference), and will get to step to the line in Vegas for their own shot at immortality. In last season, which was the first that they used the wildcard format, they used wildcards to invite fan favorites like Grandpa Ninja and Ryoga Vee, as well as a number of the top women (no woman advanced to the National Finals in ANW4 through competition). We’ll see when the show airs how production decided to use their wildcard spots this year. These wildcard invites are the envy of everybody else who falls into one of the other categories below.

The Bummed – These are the many many competitors who competed and didn’t achieve their goals of advancing to Vegas. Maybe they fell on the very first obstacle, or maybe they fell just inches from advancing beyond the Regional Final round to the Nationals Final (this was me last year), or some place in between. They held the belief in their hearts stepping onto the course that this would be their year to make it to Vegas and achieve glory, and they fell short. Maybe they also held out hope they’d get a wildcard invite, but the phone never rang. This category is composed of most of the ANW competitors who stepped onto the course in the regional rounds this year.

The Super-Bummed – These are the poor souls who really wanted to compete but never got a chance. Maybe their video didn’t get accepted, and/or maybe they tried to line up for a couple of days as a walkon and never got their shot. This is the group that I feel the worst for. They trained and dreamed all year long, and were denied a chance to prove themselves. This season, American Ninja Warrior 5, was BY FAR the hardest season to get a run slot, a function of it “going network” and American Ninja Warrior 4 being called up from the AA minor leagues of G4 to the major leagues of primetime NBC. Allegedly there were over 10,000 video submissions for this season, and only around 400 guaranteed run invites. Maybe another 100, if that, got walkon spots out of maybe a thousand lining up in the 4 regions. These guys are super-bummed to have never gotten a chance to toe the line.

The Happy – This is a relative rarity, but there are some competitors who just walked away happy from their performance despite not advancing to the National Finals. Maybe they exceeded their modest expectations, maybe they were thrilled to just get a chance, or maybe they are just grounded Zen people. But these folks walked away with a big grin on their faces and are looking forward to doing it again, and better, next season.

So…did I miss any obvious categories? Tell me what kind of ninja are you?