I felt marginally better when I saw that the Circle Cross, which slew me in the Baltimore Qualifying round as well as other top ninjas like Chris Wilczewski, Noel Reyes, Luis Moco, Justin Kidd, Michelle Warnky, and Jesse “The Jet” Villareal, was the #2 ninja killer of the entire American Ninja Warrior 5 season.

Guess I lost the coin flip

The slick little rope slipped right through my fat sausage fingers

I think I am about to get wet